I have demons in me.
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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