ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
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