i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
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