So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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