Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
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