I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
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This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
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Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
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