WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
You smell like stripper and shame
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
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You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
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This is my gift to your gina
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
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Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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