So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
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You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
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i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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