doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
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You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
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I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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