I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
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It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
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We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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