Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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