You work out of a Hotel?
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
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no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
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I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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