Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
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FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
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I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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