And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
I'm at the doctor and the male nurse (haha) asked me if I smoked, drank or did drugs, and when he said 'drugs' he looked me right in the eye and did a perfect wrist rocket.
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
Randomize
