I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
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Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
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I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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