the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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