hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
So much Jack, so little girl.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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