Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
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I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
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No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
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