names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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