Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
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I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
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HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
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