you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
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