The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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