I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
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nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
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YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
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