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I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
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I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
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