I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
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