If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
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