He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
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I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
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Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
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