Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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