Dual....:-)
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
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If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
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Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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