We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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