Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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