I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
this must be what syphilis tastes like
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i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
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I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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