She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry