There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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