And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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