So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
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If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
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Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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