last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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