Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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