I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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