So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
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You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
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Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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