I hate all girls vehemently.
I'm jealous of your bromance
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Randomize
