I just cut my nipple shaving
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
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bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
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I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
You can't just leave with hair like that
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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