dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
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she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
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Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
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