Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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