I skipped work to stalk him.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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