I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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