i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
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