operation have a gay friend backfired
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
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I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
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I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
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