I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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