I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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