Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
My boss' voice literally gives me gas
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
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i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
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he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
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