I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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