so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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