In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
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