if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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