who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
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