yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
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I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
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That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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