How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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